And now for something completely different...
Ok, we'll be the first to admit we know nothing about Luche Libre or Japanese wrestling. But, that doesn't mean we don't love the freaky shit they do. So, for our foreign fans, (cause we're international, don't ya know) take a look...
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This is what we like to see...
Look Vince, (cough...dill hole...!) actual wrestling! We're shocked!
Vince McMahon is a Butt Pirate...
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Masks! We love them...
I think this guy's name is the Ultimo Dragon. From what we understand he's a bad ass. And, he's never worked for McMahon...He's gold baby!!!
Vince McMahon is a Dill Hole... |
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Look a huricanrana - NOT a Frankensteiner!!!
This looks like Ray Mysterio before he lost his mask to our Wall of Shame member Kevin "Big Turd" Nash. Hey Kevin, this is "Toooo Sweeeet!"
Dickhead...
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Chris Jericho.
Following in the footsteps of The Dynamite Kid and Chris Benoit, Jericho went overseas to Japan. He must have been quite good judging from the fact that he's holding a trophy. This must have been before Bishoff or McMahon (cough...dill hole...cough!) fucked him up and turned him into a lazy pussy! We kidd! We kidd because we love. We here at Main Event Classic Wrestling like Chris.
He's still a pussy though...
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Tiger Mask.
This guy is a legend. bob loves the masks. He wants one.
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I knew we shouldn't have eaten those brownies...I can't read this program.
Check out this 1989 Japanese program. It's from a card where Tom Zenk, (one of Main Event Classic Wrestling's favorite wrestling stars btw) was wrestling. Which of the two guys is Tom? |
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Perfect! Right on the mush...
Ok, since we plugged Zenk on the previous image, we couldn't resist using this image. The guy could get some serious air! Zenk had several successful tours of Japan, so we thought maybe he should be included here...
Also, check out Zenk's web site, www.tomzenk.com. He shoots on every thing and everybody from McMahon, (cough...dill hole...cough!) Ole Anderson, Dusty Rhodes, his shady dealings with Rick Martel...everything.
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